Student and Master Joke

Master:-acha thank you bacho.
Student:- Acha je batao aaj kya padhao ge sir.
Master:- bachcho mein aaj tumhen vitamins ke baare mein padhauga, Ke kis kis cheej mein jyada vitamin paya jaata hai.
Student:- tum kya padhaoge sir bo to hamko bhee pata hai kis kis mein jyada vitamin hota hai.
Master:- acha ! Bataeyo jara.
Student:- bhains aur gayen ke dhood mein jayada vitamin hota hai.
Master:- shaabaash bilkul galt galt bilkul galt.
Student:- acha sahi kya hai to tum bata do sir.
Master:- beta sootron ke mutaabik vitamin sabase jyada mobile mein paya jaata hai.
Student:- hain..! Mobile…Aise kaise keh rahe ho tum.
Master:- beta aajkal mobile aisee cheej ban gai hai ki 2 ghante haath mein na pakado to kamjori see feel hone lagati hai.
Student:- are sir je to aap ne dil ki baat keh di hehehe.

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